161.3 din ki mohlat deta hun
Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Funny Hindi Sardar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
162.Girl's hostel
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.
Funny Student: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?
163.Sardar on Train
Train me ik Funny Desi Sardar ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Gujarati Gujju baitha tha.
Gujarati Gujju: Sardarji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.
Desi Sardar: Koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
164.Funny Bhikhari
Funny Bhikhari: Hello Hotel Taj, one Pizza, one Biryani aur one Non Veg Dish Bhej Do.
Waiter: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Funny Bhikari: God Ke Naam Pe !
165.Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai
Laloo: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?
Funny Sardar: Simple hai bhai, royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega !
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166.Anath Ashram
Sardar to Bania: Sethji, hum ek anath ashram bana rahe hain.
Bania: Very good !
Sardar: Aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Kanjoos Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
167.LKG ke kid ka paper me zero number aya
LKG ke kid ka paper me zero number aya.
Father angry: What is this?
Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.
168.Girlfriend ne boyfriend ko sms bheja
Girlfriend ne boyfriend ko sms bheja: Kya tum mujse shaadi karoge?
Boyfriend ka sms reply: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
169.Shaadi ke Baad
Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko kiss karne lagta hai.
Girlfriend: Abhi nahi, shaadi ke baad.
Funny Boyfriend: Ok, jab tumari shaadi ho jae, mujhe bata dena.
170.Cycle aur bus me kya farak hota hai
Gujarati to Sardar: Sardar Sahib Ji, Cycle aur bus me kya farak hota hai?
Naughty Sardar Ji: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai.
171.Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli
Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.
Funny Gujarati ne ek tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?
172.Ye kaisi machis laaye ho
A Hindi boy asks his Gujarati room mate: Ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.
Gujarari: Kya baat kartay ho Sanat Ji, sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.
173.Sir aap meri salary bada diyo
Gujarati: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.
Funny Hindi Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.
174.Kal Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya
Short Gujarati Man: Kal Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya.
Hindi Man: Lekin tumare pas to Gun hoti hai.
Short Gujarati Man: Wo maine chhupa di, warna wo bi loot leta !!!
175.Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai
Man to Servant: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.
Servant: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.
176.Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo
Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.
Student: Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!
177.bina daanton ka Kuta
First: Agar bina daanton ka Kuta kate to kya karna chahie ?
Second: Simple, bina Sui ke teeka lagva lo...
178.Ek Babu train ke ik Dibbe me chad gaye
Ek Babu train ke ik Dibbe me chad gaye.
TT bola: Kya Phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?
Babu: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
179.Ik raat light chali gayi
Ik raat light chali gayi.
Husband: Kam se kam fan to chala do.
Wife: Kar di na Pathano wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi...
180.Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge
Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Boyfriend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bohot pasand hain.
