141.I was born in Punjab!
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
142.Colony ka Bhikari!
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
143.Colony ka Bhikari!
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Larka: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .
144.Why's Santa's phone OFF bhai!
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
145.Aey Bhai!!!!
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
146.Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe.
Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, "kya baat hai?"
Sohar ne bataaya, "ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi"
Biwi ne kaha ke, "toh itna shor kyun machaya"
Sohar bola, "ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!"
147.Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai.
Sardar to his Friend: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
Friend.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Sardar: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
148.Dost ki Kabar.
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, "Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?"
Doosra aadmi, "Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga."
149.If you will try to kiss.
Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.
150.kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho?
Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, "suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?"
"Kyun nahi" ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.
Ladki ne aahista se kaha, "to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo."
151.Badda dukh hoya si.
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
152.Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai.
Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
" Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
153.Students ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di.
Hind teacher ne Santa Banta students ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !
154.swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
155.Baba Ji, mera Puja me mann nai lagta.
Ik Hindi man ik Ashram me jake Baba Ji se bole: Baba Ji, mera Puja me mann nai lagta! kya karun?
Baba Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.
156.tum late kyu aaye.
Desi Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Desi Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
157.Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Hindi Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Funny Kid: Papa Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.
158.beta aaj school nahi aaygea.
Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
159.Wife ko Thappad marne k bad desi husband bola.
Wife ko Thappad marne k bad desi husband bola:
"Admi usse marta hai jise wo Pyar karta hai."
Funny wife ne zor se Husband ko Mara & Boli:
"Aap kya samje me apse Pyar nahi karti..."
160.kya kehate hai?
Q. Jo insan hamesha free me hasta rehta hai, usko kya kehate hai?
A. HUS-MUKH.
Q. Jis insan ka hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya ho, usko kya kehte hai?
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A. HUS-BAND :(
