121.Shaadi ka bahana
Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
122.Tumhe phansi hogi
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
123.Banta goes to watch dance
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.
Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
124.Dance party
Boy to girl at a dance party: "Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?"
Girl reply: "Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti."
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
125.Andey aur Bacche
Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Student: "Air Hostess!"
126.Brain ka Operation
Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha... Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?
Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.
127.Bahana nahi chahiae
Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.
Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!
Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja...
128.Juhi ke ghar mein bomb
Ek baar ek terrorist ne Juhi ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye : Ritu bomb hai, Ritu bomb hai.
Ritu sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.
129.Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.
Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.
Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.
Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..
130.Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
131.Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha"
132.Chuha marne ki dawa.
Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga...
Police: "Tumhara dost kaise mara?"
Sardar: "Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di."
133.Samne tha Bus Stop.
A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:
Policeman: "Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?"
Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai "Bus Stop" Toh humne rok diya :p
134.Do aankhe battis daante.
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
135.Bahar ka mat khana.
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
136.Gadha ka aashirwaad.
Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, "Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?"
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, "Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji."
137.Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai.
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji....
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao...
Guess where he took her....
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Petrol pump!!!
138.Mujhe USA ka flag dikhao.
Customer to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe USA ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
139.Sandal nikalu kya?.
Boy : Jaan-e-man... ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir ya Masjid nahi... aise hi aaja!!
140.Itne Kum Marks!!
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
