181.Three Guys on Scooter
3 guys ik scooter par ja rahe the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Guys: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.
182.Meri bivi ko dekhkta hai,
Ek Huasband apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Husband gusse mein bola: Meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!
183.Meri bivi ko dekhkta hai,
Ik Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.
Sardar: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.
184.Ek girl ped pe chadi
Ek girl ped pe chadi. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi ho?
Hindi Girl: Apple khane.
Monkey: Par, yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.
185.Man to Manjoos friend
Eik Aadmi apne Kanjoos friend Se: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Kanjoos Friend: Dost hi to dost ke kam
aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar
jao aur apna purse le aao.
186.chanda mang rahe he
Son: Papaji, bahar bohot Garmi hai. Kutch log swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Father: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
187.ek aadmi ko Macher bohot preshan kar rahe the
ek aadmi ko Macher bohot preshan kar rahe the. Vo un se tang ho gaya... usne poison pi li aur bola, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
188.newly wed girl ki B.Ed. exam me first division aayi
Ik newly wed girl ki B.Ed. exam me first division aayi.
Uska husband khushi ke mare apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai: Aapki beti
Bed me first class hai.
189.Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai
Punjabi to his friend: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai ?
Friend: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai Auto-Me-Takli
190.Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai
Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai?
Naughty Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
191.Pathan Bhai ko apna apna gadha bechna tha
Ik Pathan Bhai ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. us ne apne sare friends ko sms kiya:
Agr Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!
192.Yaar mera maalik mujhe bahut maarta hai
Pehla Gadha: Yaar mera maalik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?
Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai. Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon !!!!
193.Yaar ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai
Sardar friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Sardar: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
194.Driver ki job
Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?
Driver: You are great sir! Gaddi Start karne ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?
195.Mera kid bohot fast English bolta hai
Man: Mera kid bohot fast English bolta hai.
2nd Man: Beta bolke dikha.
Kid: english english english english english...
196.Ik Aadmi ke 2 kids the
Ik Aadmi ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.
Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.
197.shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Desi Man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
198.shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai
Ik Patthan TV showroom me jata hai.
Patthan: Kya aapke pas color TV hai?
Salesman: Yes sir.
Patthan: Ik green wala dena.
199.koi job nahi de sakta
Manager: Sorry, mein aap ko koi job nahi de sakta. Mere pas tum ko dene ke liye koi kaam nahi hai.
Sardar: Oh sir ji, aap chinta na karo, bas mere ko job de do. Mein aap se kaam dene ke liye kabhi nahi kahunga.
200.koi job nahi de sakta
Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.
Beta: Par papa, abhi to Khana tayar bhi nahi hua hai
Old Man: Khana nahi khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni hai.
