81.A boy and a girl play ludo.
A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Accha ..Agar 6 aya to.
Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari....
82.College ki girls ne strike ki.
College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha "hamari mange".Boys ne piche se kaha "SINDUR se bharo".
83.FULL FORM OF GIRL:
FULL FORM OF GIRL:
G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.
84.Ladki apne Bf se
Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera
sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?
bolo baby??
Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!
85.Mallika Sherawat ne Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ... !
86.Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
87.Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli
Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli - Lagta hai makaan
ban gaya hai, Kirayedar bhe aa gaye hai.
Pregnant Lady Boli - Mistri khali hai. Tere ghar bhej du kya?
88.Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli
Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli - Lagta hai makaan
ban gaya hai, Kirayedar bhe aa gaye hai.
Pregnant Lady Boli - Mistri khali hai. Tere ghar bhej du kya?
89.Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do,
Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!
91.Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
91.Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye
Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai!
92.Pati: mere marne ke baad
Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
93.is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe.
94.Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi
Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
95.Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
96.Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Husband: Kya karun..., khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha...
97.Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.
Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.
98.Bura mat socho.
yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
99.Wow! itni lambi celebration.
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
100.kab tak khaoge?
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.
