41.Beemar shohar
Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah 'Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
'Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur
Raat ko 'Bhains k sath so jata hun..
42.Achon Se Zyada Tum Achay Ho
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,
Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,
Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,
Wo Boli "PAPPU"
Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;->
43.Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.
STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
44.Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
45.Is Mein se 1 Mising Hai?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is Mein se 1 Mising Hai?
2 dafa kyun parh rahay ho
Sharam ka maqam hai
ABCD Mein '1'
Kahan Ata Hai?
46.Sardar talking on cell.
Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se...
2nd Sardar : Itne... Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai...
47.Phone ki ganti baji.
Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke...
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!
48.Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
"Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?"
Doosra Aadmi bola:
"Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai......Doosari bigarti hai to "SHUROO" ho jati hai"
49.Mayawati came to Lalu's house with a goat...
Mayawati came to Lalu's house with a goat...
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!
50.Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher
Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher...
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
51.aja moray balma tera intezar hai
Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai...jia bekarar hai... aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai...jia bekarar hai... aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.
52.A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
Somebody asked,"Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?"
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!
53.aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho
Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake...
Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.
Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?
54.What is the name of your car?
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
55.car ki speed itni kyon badha di
Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain....!
56.Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu
Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
57.Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
58.Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, "Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???"
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
59.Train mein TT Sadhu se bola
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
60.Beta papa se
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
