61.doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya!
Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!
Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!
61.Boyfriend to Girlfriend
Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche...
62.Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis's son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
63.Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan
Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!
64.Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.
Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
65.Hazur galti ho gayi
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
66.Ek gora aadmi tha
Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, "Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya"
Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, "Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga."
67.Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey?
Chintoo : "Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari."
68.Kash tussi sms honde
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.
Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
69.Apka beta cigarate peeta hai
Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
70.Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai
Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.
Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.
71.Santa drives in to one-way
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
72.Santa ki chatri mein hole tha
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..
73.Usne khud khushi kar li
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.
74.Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira
Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:
Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.
75.Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai
Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun?
Pappu: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Pappu: Tu Gangubai!
76.Motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai
Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?
2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.
1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai
2nd sardar: Woh kaise?
1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.
77.JEWELLARY SHPO ME 1 AADMI KI JAM KAR PITAI HUI
JEWELLARY SHPO ME 1 AADMI KI JAM KAR PITAI HUI
VO SALES GIRL KO BOLA
AAP KI EK EK ITEM GAZAB KI HAI
AAP KE SONE KE RATE KYA HAI.
78.ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.
79.Santa, yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho
Santa, yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho , kaya baat hai
Banta, kuch nahin yaar
Dada ji ne kaha hai ' ki maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai" bas vo doondh raha hoo.
80.Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha
Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha.
X-Girlfriend- Tum aisa kyun karte ho?
Sardar- Tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare pyar k bina mai BHOOKA nahi mar raha hoon...
