21.Memon At Petrol Pump
Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai
Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen.
22.EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
23.Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya
Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,
Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:
"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta
Hy Amari Biwi Ka 'BP' Dekhna Hy.."
24.Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi
Ek Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.
Ek Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He
Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.
Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.
Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The.
25.Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy.
26.FM Radio Chahiye
Girl: Mujhe 1 Aesa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare,
Hansi Mazaq Kare,
Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye!
Larka: Tumhen Shohar Nhi
FM Radio Chahiye
27.Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..
Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,
Kion k..
Talawar se
Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
28.Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,
Jo jatay hain un k peechay,
wohi aatay hain bus k neechay,
Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,
wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
29.GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.
Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?
Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
30.ek memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai
ek memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna...!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
31.Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .
32.Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
Sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.
33.Bus Conductar Ki Shaadi
Ek Bus Conductar Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi,
Wo Stage Pe Sofay Pe Bethe Hue Apni Dulhan Se Bola
"Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baji ye 3 ki seat hay.."
34.Aur Sunao.
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
35.75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"
7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya
.
.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
36.Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
37.Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,
ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate
Is lia main sochta hon,
k
tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
38.shadi k baad
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.
Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!
Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
39.JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.
StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.
40.train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??
Ticket Checkr to sardar in Train:'Ticket dikhao'
Sardar:Ye lo'
T.T:'Ye to purana Ticket hai.'
Sardar:'to train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??
