1.Yaar Tum ne Kabhi koi Larki Phansai hai???
1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)
2.Jis se Mera Sir Oncha Howa Ho???
Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the ;)
3.Duniya Chand Per Pohanch Gaye Hai
Pathan...Public Toilet mei gya to Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy Aur Tum Yahan Bethay ho
Pathan Nechay Likh Aya
Bus kar k Hum B ja rha hay!
4.Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghanss Ugi Ho
High class insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai:)
5.Biscuit Walay Ka Love Latter
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER.
I'm the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i'm in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!
6.Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...
Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
7.Ek kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha
Ek kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur wahan se neche phaink diya.
8.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga
Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho
9.Teacher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai?
Teacher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?
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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!
10.Masoom Dhamki
Masoom Dhamki:
ek chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga.
11.Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
Rukhsati k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi
Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
Ringtone lgi thi
"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly
Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"
12.Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada Mehenti Hoti Hain
Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...
Kyun k
100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:
13.Phatan to Bill Gates
Phatan to Bill Gates:
Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!
GATES:
WHY?
Phatan:
Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
or
Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy... ;)
14.Bare hokr kiya bano gye
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
15.Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
16.Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo
Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?
Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
17.Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho
Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz
Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...
Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
18.AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?
Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?
Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
19.Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
20.Phir Ye Lo,Anda Khao
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
