121.Medicines and friendship
Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.
122.3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey
123.Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.
124.Love is like a cloud...
Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.
125.We will now upgrade your brain
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
126.Roses r red, violets r blue
Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!
127.This Message can only be read by someone SMART
This Message can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!
128.Last night I wanted to send you a msg
Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
"noh ss!w !".
It didn't make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...
129.FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
130.A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
131.A million words would not bring you back
A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.
132.Hey friend remember that without stupidity
Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!
133.This dog, is dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
134.I heard someone whisper your name
I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.
135.My eyes are hurting
My eyes are hurting coz I can't see U,
My arms are empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips are cold coz I can't kiss U
but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
136.I need you to know our friendship
I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again
137.Always draw a circle
Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.
138.It takes a minute to have a crush
It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
139.News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
140.Marriage is a three ring circus
Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering
