21.Why women starts with W??
You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
22.Heart is mobile and u r sim
GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
23.Tomorrow exam's cheat today!
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
24.Best day to propose a girl
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
25.YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
26.Silent message for all students
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
27.NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
28.Ghalib's girl friend late on date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.:-)
29.How is the situation
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..:-P
30.Smile meanings
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
31.Difference between Friend & Wife
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
32.Miss use of english
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D
33.Fact about women
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
34.How to get your brain exercised
2 friends,
"see" & "saw":
1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didnt see sea.
"See" saw sea and jumped in sea.
"Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
"See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea.
"See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
35.Practical exam, and legs test
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
36.I almost cried
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
"Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
37.A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
38.Importance of thumb...
Importance of thumb...
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
.
.
AND
.
.
My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
.
.
Oh....u toooo?
39.Do u want to hear a dirty joke
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
.
.
.
Are you sure?
.
.
.
Ok, here you go...
.
.
.
A white horse fell in the mud
40.What is a adult joke?
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
