41.Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
42.I just feel u....
I just feel u....
Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wanna See u ....
Do u know why.......
It's juts because ............
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
43.Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
44.A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
45.Recently fired stock trader
A recently fired
stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."
46.A person who keeps on talking
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
47.Cant lie till Z
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...
48.Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
49.How do u spell Crocodile
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
50.Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want 2 disturb some good person."
I suggest them your name.
They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."
51.Before & after marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
52.Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
53.Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
54.A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
55.yesPillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
56.When u feel sad....
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
57.Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
58.Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.
59.Was my fault...
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"
60.Ladies hostel caught Fire.
Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
