01.What a lovely weekend I enjoyed
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There's no money in your account.
Boy:
I know,
But, you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)
02.Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)
03.Heart & brain to understand
Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women
But
Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains
04.Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
05.It's too tight
Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We'll buy new WEDDING RING!
06.Interesting line on girl's T-shirt
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
07.Silence and smile is the best..
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
08.A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
09.Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
10.Style of break up
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
11.I love your smile
Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
12.Stop looking at girls
Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
13.Rich man vs Poor man
Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
What do you have?
Poor Man: I have a boy
who's Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!
14.The best quote of advertisment
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :
"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother..."
15.I Salute Ur Father
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p
Happy Father's day
16.ECG if you go out ..
ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\________
17.Spelling mistake in lovers name
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover's Name On Your Arm.
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And
Make A Spelling Mistake.
18.Cute proposal for love at first sight
Cutest Proposal -
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
"Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again.."
19.Bachelor or Married again
Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate "Bachelor Again".
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is "Married Again".
20.World's smallest resignation letter!
World's smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you.
